Sunday 16 March 2014

Bill's Bandana and the Ride of Respect


As I mentioned in Part 4 of Dudley's Funeral, Lewis, his son, gave me Dudley's favourite bandana to take with us on the summer tour. Now, Dudley and I had planned to go on the Ride of Respect together on June 1st, his place now being taken by Biggsy, so given the nature of what is printed on the bandana, I feel it should also come with me when I go to pay my respects and do my bit for the Royal British Legion. I feel sure Dudley would have been wearing it too.

Bill's Bandana
 
It is expected that on this year's Ride of Respect up to 10,000 motorbikes will ride from RAF Abingdon in Oxfordshire through Carterton and Brize Norton, to pay their respects to the brave Service men and women killed in Service and to thank the towns for their care of our heroes and their families.

A worthy cause, I'm sure you'll agree.

Saturday 8 March 2014

The long but not so winding road!

Friday morning arrived with Grizzly's alarm going off.  A look out of the window showed the rain had stopped.  What it also showed was the dramatic effect the rain can have.  The clean attractive river leisurely flowing past the hostel on Thursday, had been replaced by a muddy and noticeably deeper torrent, rushing past at much greater speed. Quite a dramatic change in just 24 hours. 

We made our way downstairs for another full cooked brekkie, before packing and getting into our biking gear. The sky didn't look too promising,  so I stuck the waterproofs on. More hugs and handshakes and I was on my way. Safe journey Grizzly. 

Save for the run out of Keswick to the M6 at Penrith, about 20 miles, my journey was going to be motorway the whole way. 330 miles of mind numbing monotony! Needs must though,  this isn't a tour and home was over 6 hours away. Once again the sun came out and with it my first problem.  I hadn't put my sunglasses on and the low sun reflecting off the wet road was blinding. 

It wasn't long before I had to stop for fuel, and that gave me the opportunity to put my sunnies on. I'd done 213 miles since filling up the evening before and used just shy of 17 litres.  I love the fuel economy of the Sprint. 

Back on the road to hell,  I pressed on down until my bladder called time.  I pulled into Sandbach services to undertake the complex task of having a pee whilst wearing over trousers and long johns. Then it was back in the fast lane!

As the miles rolled by I was watching the fuel gauge and calculating my next stop.  Toddington looked doable and so it was.  With 231 miles covered, the Sprint was ready for another drink. This time I removed the waterproofs for my comfort break. I had a couple of biscuits and hit the road again for the last leg of the journey. It was now warm and sunny.  As I peeled off the M1 for the M25, I had my first incident of the journey.  Luckily I was aware enough to avoid the Belgian juggernaut trying to take my lane,  so disaster was avoided.  

An hour or so later and a camera free blast along another motorway,  the M2, I was back home.  I'd left Keswick at 9:10, arrived Walderslade 15:32. The trip was over.  Over the last few days I'd covered the best part of 700 miles, caught up with some friends, made some new ones and said farewell to one very important one. 

R.I.P. William 'Dudley' Walker. 




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Friday 7 March 2014

Dudley's Funeral Pt 4

The forecast didn't look too promising for this morning, so after stuffing my face with a full cooked (some might say overcooked) brekkie, I donned waterproofs for the 120 mile stint to Keswick. It might be a little unfair to say the best thing about the hotel was seeing it disappearing in my mirrors but I shall definitely not be staying there again.

After missing my turn on the M6 roundabout, I blame TomTom (again!), I was soon on the M6. As I travelled further north, the traffic got lighter and lighter. Up till Preston it was still quite busy, at Lancaster it had thinned out about 50%. By the time I came to the Penrith turnoff though, there was barely anything else in sight. The weather had started off fairly decent but it soon clouded over and as I started the climb into the hills, the rains came. Nothing too heavy but the spray from the other vehicles added to the unpleasantness. Off the motorway and on the run down into Keswick, the sun started to make an appearance and although the roads were wet, as I rolled into town, the morning had turned out quite nice.

Parked up behind the Youth Hostel, I summoned Grizzly and he duly came to help with the luggage and to have a big man hug, of course. We are regularly in contact but we hadn't seen each other since the NEC bike show in November 2012. In the room, I rang Biggsy to check on his progress. As it turned out, he had just arrived and parked up near Bill's house.

Grizzly and I rode round and parked opposite the house. Bill's daughter Suzie came out to greet us. I'd met her very briefly at Heathrow last summer, when Dudley and I returned from the Wild West Tour. She's instantly recognisable as Bill's daughter, sharing much of his facial features AND as I later discovered, (we'd only known Bill with grey hair)  the same ginger hair! It says so much about the man that I could count a Tottenham supporting ginger as one of my friends ;-)

Just around the corner were Biggsy and Bill's son Lewis. He neither looks like Dudley or sports ginger hair, so I'm guessing he takes after his mum. Man hugs and handshakes done, Lewis produced Dudley's favourite bandana.  As this tour had meant so much to Dudley, in its planning, Lewis asked if we would mind taking this on the tour with us. Of course we shall.

Then it was around to Dudley's lockup where the Harley was sleeping. A friend had sorted the battery and given it a good polish. Dudley would have been proud. Grizzly rode it around the corner to the house, Biggsy was worried about getting arrested I think, for riding without a helmet. Either that or he was worried it might bite, as more than one Harley had done before where Dudley was concerned, this one included! (see the Reservoir Hogs Tour)

Dudley's pride and joy (one careful? owner!)

We had about an hour to kill before the hearse was due, so we went off for a coffee. When we were on the Reservoir Hogs Tour in 2012, we took to buying lottery tickets amongst the four of us. As this was the first time we three had been together since, I suggested we buy a ticket for the £80m Euro Lottery draw on Friday. Maybe Dudley can use some of his charm and coerce those balls into the right order for his Wild Hog chums, eh?

As we returned to the house, there was already a large gathering of people. We were greeted by Claudia, Bill's widow, saying she knew us from the photographs. It's almost like being a celebrity! Formalities over with we fired up the bikes, as the hearse came up the road. Biggsy took the lead on Dudley's Harley and Grizzly and I slotted in behind. The mass of people walked behind the hearse as we made our way slowly the few hundred yards to the church. Sadly the road closure we had hoped for didn't happen and oncoming traffic spoilt our riding formation. Not to worry though, we did the job!

The pathway to the church doors was lined with scouts, forming a guard of honour. Keswick Scouts was another one of Dudley's great passions. Inside the church, there was barely a spare seat. I wouldn't be surprised if there were three hundred in there, testament to just how well loved this man was. I've said it before but Bill really was a bloody good bloke!

The service lasted around 45 minutes, then we all followed the coffin to the graveside for the committal, where our chum was laid to rest.

Following the burial, there was to be a dinner at a hotel in the town, to which the family had invited us Hogs. We were honoured to be taken into the family circle in this way. First though, we had to get the bikes back to the hostel and Bill's back in the garage. Grizzly and I left Biggsy, did a couple of laps of the Keswick one way system (DOH!) before parking up and getting ourselves out of our bike gear. The rain which had started just as we stood at the graveside, was now falling steadily. We caught up with Biggsy and entered the hotel. The formalities had already started, Lewis making a speech. Grizzly and I slotted on to the end of  a table, Biggsy, as per usual, found himself sandwich between two ladies on the other table! A 3 course meal and some beers later and it was time to move on to the wake for the 'outer circle', a hundred yards or so up the road, in the George Inn. Handy for the lady next to me at the table, sorry, I didn't get her name, as she was staying at the pub.

Biggsy had to be back in Tetbury this evening, so unfortunately he could only stay at the pub for about an hour and as he was driving missed out on the beers, not to mention the buffet. Several more beers were downed by Grizzly and I along with a couple of plates full of buffet fare, before we took our leave. Kisses, cuddles, handshakes and man hugs abounded as we said farewell to the family. To say we had had a good day, doesn't sound right but the family had done Bill proud with the send off they had provided him and I think everyone had enjoyed saying farewell to their friend, in a way, that I'm sure Dudley would have thoroughly approved of.

It was still raining as we made our way back to the hostel and as we turn out the light it promises to be a noisy night. Rain, the river, snoring and farting!

Night Grizzly.

Night Woody......Oh Jeeezus man!


Wednesday 5 March 2014

Dudley's Funeral Pt 3

What a beautiful day for a ride.  Weather superb today,  still sunny as I left home,  about ten past three. Made it to Hilton services on the M6 in about 3 hours, the gel seat cushioning my backside for some 170 miles.  All motorway though,  so effin boring.  Not like the USA,  where despite the mileage there's something to look at other than the back of the same black pickup! Had myself a Taste of Route 66 Californian Whopper @ BK and checked in with Cath before treating the Sprint to a tank full of expensive unleaded.  

By now it was dark,  so the last 60 odd miles were interesting, with my anti fog visor insert giving some double glazing style double images.  What the heck, finally I was able to get a bit of a move on, without so much traffic and the constant stream of overhead cameras. I thought the idea of motorways was to help get you to your destination quicker! Cameras and variable speed limits, some hope. 

Anyway,  arrived safely.  Hotel a bit of a dive.  Guess you get what you pay for.  Just needed somewhere to crash after a 4 hour ride and it does include brekkie. 

Have spoken to Grizzly,  who is in the hostel in Keswick and said I expect to arrive about 10 tomorrow.  It's 2 hours up the M6 from here, about 120 miles.  Hopefully the weather will be OK again tomorrow. 

Just chilling in the bar now, with a pint of Guinness and watching England v Denmark.  Boring game,  hence I'm able to do this update. Would look a bit silly doing a solo Mexican wave!

Big day tomorrow.  Still doesn't feel real.  :-(




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Monday 3 March 2014

Dudley's Funeral Pt 2

Planning complete. 

I shall work from home on Wednesday,  which will mean I can get on the road around 3pm.  I've booked a hotel just off the M6 near Warrington to break the journey.  That'll take me the best part of 4 hours and leave me 2 more and 120 miles, to do Thursday morning. 

The Sprint has had a clean and polish and fired up first prod of the button. Tyres are pumped and the chain has been adjusted. Will check the oil level,  otherwise she's good to go. 

Grizzly is getting a ferry over to Holyhead on Wednesday and riding up to Keswick in one go.  He's booked himself a triple room at the youth hostel,  probably in expectation of Keswick's pensioner crumpet flocking to his door! Thursday night he and I will share. 

Biggsy is driving up Thursday morning, so we may well see each other on the motorway.  Work commitments mean he has to be back Thursday too,  so Grizzly and I will have to drink his beers!

Dudley's Harley has had a new battery fitted and it has been fired up, so all three of the Hogs will be able to lead the funeral procession. Quite an honour.  The church isn't far from the house and I understand that the family will be walking behind the hearse. Sounds like the local bobbys will be closing the roads briefly too. 

That's all for now. 




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